Second Coming

Well, well, well. When I last left you, I was cigarette sober for a week and you'll be proud to know I kept it up...for three weeks. On my birthday, I allowed myself to have a few cigarettes while I was drinking and that snow balled into bumming cigarettes for about a week until I finally gave in to the savory taste of the cancer stick. So I will begin to keep a more updated blog as I half-heartedly try to quit smoking yet again.

Please be aware of the following changes for round two of attempting to quit:

• I don't smoke American Spirits anymore! That means I'm really addicted, or poor. Probably both.
• My friend was released from jail and I'm the happiest girl in the world now! And he buys me cigarettes! But before you hate his aiding and abetting ass for buying them for me, remember I'm the happiest girl in the world and you don't want to ruin that do you....DO YOU?!
• My job has changed three times, which is important to the amount I smoke per day. Originally, I was probably at a half a pack per day. When I went to work for WRP, I definitely smoked a pack a day. Thankfully, that ended and I'm now at TP, and since I'm new, I'm uncomfortable with taking smoke breaks, so now I'm at about a 1/3 pack per day!
• The last time I quit smoking I had a "quit coach" provided by my employer. Unfortunately, I no longer have that job and since I'm not going to invest in a "quit coach" (which is really just an operator that tells you to eat hard candy whenever you're having a craving) I no longer have one of those either.

So that's about it, happy quitting! Aren't you excited? I'm not.