reason 3

#3
I went outside to have a cigarette and was talking to a woman from the HR department. I clearly wasn't paying attention to what I was doing because when I ashed it landed on my leg. I didn't feel anything burn, so I just brushed it off of the tights. This revealed a tragedy. A loss in my wardrobe and closet. My only pair of plain, black, opaque tights were ruined. They were my favorite (and subsequently my least favorite because they were my only pair.) There, under the ash I brushed off was a hole. I burnt a cigarette hole in my own motherfucking tights. FML